Custom Toilet Seats

Sit up and take notice or take a stand on these great whimsical must-have bathroom accessories. Custom toilets seats available. See below.

• John Wayne "Whoa, take'er easy there, pilgrim"
• Doc Holliday "You're a daisy if you doo"
• Wild Bill Hickok "This must be my lucky day"
• Wyatt Earp "Take your time, but do it quickly"
• Buffalo Bill Cody "I smell a buffalo"
• Geronimo "Geronimooo!!!"
• Chief Sitting Bull "I smell white man"
• United States Marine Corps "Oorah!"

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Size is important when you're buying a toilet seat. Measure you're toilet to determine whether your bowl is

• Elongated (approximately 18 1/2" long)
• Round (approximately 16 1/2" long)

Measure from center front of bowl to center of the hinge post holes.

Cowboys & Indians Toilet Seats

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Standard-Sized Toilet Seats
Price: $75.00 with $15 shipping

Color Natural WoodWhite Style Everything's Bigger in Texas!Don't Mess With Texas!Chief Sitting BullGeronimoBuffalo Bill CodyJohn WayneDoc HollidayWild Bill Hickok - "This must be my lucky day"Wild Bill Hickok - "Fast is fine, but accuracy is final"Wyatt Earp - "Take your time, but do it quickly"Wyatt Earp - "Fast is fine, but

Elongated Toilet Seats
Price: $85 with $15 shipping

Color	Natural WoodWhite
Style	Everything's Bigger in Texas!Don't Mess With Texas!Chief Sitting BullGeronimoBuffalo Bill CodyJohn WayneDoc HollidayWild Bill Hickok - "This must be my lucky day"Wild Bill Hickok - "Fast is fine, but accuracy is final"Wyatt Earp - "Take your time, but do it quickly"Wyatt Earp - "Fast is fine, but accuracy is final"

 

All toilet seats are also available in white, as shown below, or in natural wood.

Everything's Bigger in Texas Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with the state of Texas etched into the lid with the quote "Everything's bigger in Texas!" etched into the underside of the lid. Order "Everything's Bigger in Texas!" Toilet Seat!	"Don't Mess With Texas!" Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with the state of Texas etched into the lid with "Don't mess with Texas!" etched into the underside of the lid. Order "Don't mess with Texas!" Toilet Seat!
Chief Sitting Bull Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Chief Sitting Bull's likeness etched into the lid with the quote, "I smell white man", attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. Order Chief Sitting Bull Toilet Seat!	Geronimo Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Geronimo's likeness etched into the lid with the quote, "Geronimooo!!!", attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. Order Geronimo Toilet Seat!
Buffalo Bill Cody Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Buffalo Bill Cody's likeness etched into the lid with the quote, "I smell a buffalo", attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. Order Buffalo Bill Cody Toilet Seat!	John Wayne Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with John Wayne's likeness etched into the lid with the quote, "Whoa, take 'er easy there, pilgrim", attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid.  Order John Wayne Toilet Seat!
Doc Holliday Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Doc Holliday's likeness etched into the lid with the quote, "You're a daisy if you doo", attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. Order Doc Holliday Toilet Seat!	Wild Bill Hickok Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Wild Bill Hickok's likeness etched into the lid with your choice of either the quote, "This must be my lucky day" OR "Fast is fine, but accuracy is final", attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. Order Wild Bill Hickok Toilet Seat!
Wyatt Earp Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Wyatt Earp's likeness etched into the lid with your choice of either the quote, "Take your time, but do it quickly" OR "Fast is fine, but accuracy is final", attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. Order Wyatt Earp Toilet Seat!	See more Cowboy Stuff!

 

Animals and Speciality Toilet Seats

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Standard-Sized Toilet Seats
Price: $75.00 with $15 shipping

Color	Natural WoodWhite
Style	LonghornBearDeerElkDuckMooseFishU.S. Marines

Elongated Toilet Seats
Price: $85.00 with $15 shipping

Color	Natural WoodWhite
Style	LonghornBearDeerElkDuckMooseFishU.S. Marines

 

All toilet seats are also available in white, as shown below, or in natural wood.

Longhorn Toilet Seat A longhorn is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside is "I thought I heard a bull snort!". Order Longhorn Toilet Seat!	Bear Toilet Seat A bear is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside is "Does a Bear Poop in the Woods?". Order Bear Toilet Seat!
Deer Toilet Seat A buck is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside is "I thought I heard a buck snort!". Order Deer Toilet Seat!	Elk Toilet Seat A majestic bull elk is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Lift the lid and read the etched message on the underside, "I Thought I heard a bull snort!". Order Elk Toilet Seat!
Duck Toilet Seat A duck is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside is "I Thought I heard a duck quack!". Order Duck Toilet Seat!	Moose Toilet Seat A moose is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside is "I Thought bull snort!". Order Moose Toilet Seat!
Fish Toilet Seat Scene of a large mouth bass etched onto the lid. Saying under the lid is "Here's looking at you!". Order Fish Toilet Seat!	United States Marine Corps Toilet Seat Marine Corps emblem etched onto the lid. Saying under the lid is "Oorah!". Order U.S. Marines Toilet Seat!