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Custom Toilet Seats
Sit up and take notice or take a stand on these great whimsical must-have bathroom accessories. Custom toilets seats available. See below.

  • John Wayne "Whoa, take'er easy there, pilgrim"
  • Doc Holliday "You're a daisy if you doo"
  • Wild Bill Hickok "This must be my lucky day"
  • Wyatt Earp "Take your time, but do it quickly"
  • Buffalo Bill Cody "I smell a buffalo"
  • Geronimo "Geronimooo!!!"
  • Chief Sitting Bull "I smell white man"

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Size is important when you're buying a toilet seat. Measure you're toilet to determine whether your bowl is

  • Elongated (approximately 18 1/2" long)
  • Round (approximately 16 1/2" long)

Measure from center front of bowl to center of the hinge post holes.

 


"Everything's bigger in Texas!" Toilet Seat
A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with the state of Texas etched into the lid with "Everything's bigger in Texas!" etched into the underside of the lid.

"Everything's bigger in Texas!"
See our line of Cowboy Stuff

~~ Order Everything's Bigger in Texas Toilet Seat ~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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"Don't Mess With Texas!" Toilet Seat
A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with the state of Texas etched into the lid with "Don't mess with Texas!" etched into the underside of the lid.

"Don't mess with Texas!"
See our line of Cowboy Stuff

~~ Order Don't Mess With Texas Toilet Seat ~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Chief Sitting Bull Toilet Seat

A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Chief Sitting Bulls likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid.

"I smell white man!!!" -- Chief Sitting Bull
See our line of Cowboy Stuff

~~~~~ Order Chief Sitting Bull Toilet Seat ~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Geronimo Toilet Seat

A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Geronimo's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid.

"Geronimooo!!!" -- Geronimo
See our line of Cowboy Stuff

~~~~~~ Order Geronimo Toilet Seat ~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Buffalo Bill Cody Toilet Seat

A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Buffalo Bill Cody's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid.

"I smell a buffalo" -- Buffalo Bill Cody
See our line of Cowboy Stuff

~~~~~ Order Buffalo Bill Cody Toilet Seat ~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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John Wayne Toilet Seat
A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with John Wayne's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid.

"Whoa, take 'er easy there, pilgrim" -- John Wayne
See our line of Cowboy Stuff

~~~~~~ Order John Wayne Toilet Seat ~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Doc Holliday Toilet Seat
A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Doc Holliday's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid.

"You're a daisy if you doo" -- Doc Holliday     See our line of Cowboy Stuff
  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~ Order Doc Holliday Toilet Seat ~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Wild Bill Hickok Toilet Seat
A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Wild Bill Hickok's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid.

"This must be my lucky day" -- James Butler (Wild Bill) Hickok     
See our line of Cowboy Stuff
  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~ Order Wild Bill Hickok Toilet Seat ~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Wyatt Earp Toilet Seat
A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Wyatt Earp's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid.

He was giving advice about begin in a gunfight when he said, "Take your time, but do it quickly" -- Wyatt Earp      See our line of Cowboy Stuff
  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~~ Order Wyatt Earp Toilet Seat ~~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Longhorn Toilet Seat
A longhorn is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside:
I thought I heard a bull snort!

  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~~ Order Longhorn Toilet Seat ~~~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Bear Toilet Seat
A bear is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside:
Does a Bear Poop in the Woods
  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~~~~ Order Bear Toilet Seat ~~~~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Deer Toilet Seat
A buck is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside:
I thought I heard a buck snort!
  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~~~~ Order Deer Toilet Seat ~~~~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Elk Toilet Seat
A majestic bull elk is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Lift the lid and read the etched message on the underside:
I Thought I heard a bull snort

  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~~~~ Order Elk Toilet Seat ~~~~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Duck Toilet Seat
A duck is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside:
I Thought I heard a duck quack

  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~~~~ Order Duck Toilet Seat ~~~~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping

Elongated Size: $75
plus $15 shipping

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Moose Toilet Seat
A moose is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside:
I Thought bull snort
  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~~~ Order Moose Toilet Seat ~~~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Fish Toilet Seat
Scene of a large mouth bass etched onto the lid. Saying under the lid:
Here's looking at you!

  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

~~~~~~~~~ Order Fish Toilet Seat ~~~~~~~~~
Standard Size: $75
plus $15 shipping
Elongated Size: $85
plus $15 shipping
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Other designs being developed at this time. Call for availability.

Prices for Custom
Toilet Seats

  Standard Size: $75
  Elongated Size: $85

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Custom designed toilet seats, other than the ones pictured above: Add $25
Custom saying under lid: Add $25
Etching on seat ring: Call for price

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